Its not only the economy and free speech they suppress

as now China has decided to regulate the reincarnation of Buddha. This would be silliness of the highest order except that I have the sneaking suspicion that Buddha will get reincarnated where China tells him to and the believers in this sort of silliness will have unending rationalizations. Well in the same spirit I think that the US should mandate Jesus come back during bull markets so that the Dow can sustain the loss of investors from the rapture.